Kidney stones is the worst sh** ever. It all started in my left nut on a Wednesday night while I was in the car about 6:30...just a dull deal...no biggie. But when I stepped into the grocery store to buy my dog some food, I now had a rumbling in my lower stomach and then in my back. At first it was...."maybe my pants are too tight". Nope. Maybe it's gas. Nope. OH MY GOD!!!! FUUUUUUCK ME!!!!!!!! At 6:40 dude...I couldn't sit still and something was happening...did I have appendicitis?? I don't give a f**** what it is I am going to the emergency room-I could barely drive there, but I made it and the woman kept saying..."you're going to have to sit down sir" and I kept telling her "you're going to have to shu the f*** up maam". "On a scale of 1-10 sir...where is your pain right now?" the triage nurse asked me.

"TEN!!!!!!!!!"

At 7:45 the doctor is looking at my urine sample.

"Yep...just what I thought, you just passed a kidney stone."

So THAT'S what it's all about...only it's WORSE than people say. Everyone says it's the worst pain they've ever felt, but I am telling you, it's even worse than that. F*** me. I got the bill from the emergency room...$1,233.75 and my insurance pays some of it, I have to pay $344.00. I guess that is expected, no surprise there. Now the urologist I had to visit says I have ANOTHER one of those motherfuckers in my kidney, it better be smaller...that's all I have to say. How would you like to be a urologist, looking at dude's packages and boldly going were no man has ever gone before checking for prostate cancer? The dude does that all day long! Yeah, I know...they make 350K a year, but you gotta ask yourself...is 350k worth doing that every single day from 8am until 5pm? No f***ing way.